Sorry my blog has been a ghost town lately. I've been working on the ol' diss, which means that life has been less remarkable than usual. Here's something that distracted me.

In the Woodman’s liquor store, I saw a brand of wine called “Cleavage Creek.” It showed a picture of a woman leaning forward and hunching her shoulders to accentuate her cleavage. She wasn’t very pretty and looked like some groupy from an eighties rock band. I though about purchasing it just to show Jen but it's for my parents who are coming this weekend. I'm just glad Fat Bastard doesn't put a picture on their label.