Secret Bomber

Found this in my miscellaneous file from my days living in a dorm. I had to post it on our bathroom door to ward off a stinky shit bandit.

If you’re planning on leaving a big and stinky in this toilet, and you do not live in rooms 4, 5, or 6, then, by all means, DON’T!!!

If you are bursting at the seams, there is a toilet downstairs that would be happy to accommodate your little, brown men.