Why I love Jen: An Email Exchange

Me:
I hope you're having an eventful and confidence instilling day at work. It can't be worse than my day of trying to work an insane philosopher into my chapter. Just to give you an idea of how crazy he is, he's famous for saying that "there is no poetry after the holocaust."

Jen:
If you think your philosopher is crazy, you should have heard this lady in the bathroom stall next to me this morning. She sat there grunting, but also talking and singing to herself as she took care of business. I'm glad she was having a good time, but man, there's not much poetry after that experience, either.